Game Discussion

[Carlos Bernard]

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[RC]

obviously

[Joel Anderson]

Aug 27, 2013 15:16:04 GMT -5 Carlos Bernard said:

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Unanimously too. ._.

[RC]

Poor Zane

[Julia Landauer]

Jul 11, 2013 1:33:04 GMT -5 Carlos Bernard said:

Julia is now in second place. Not sure it will stand. Could see Ashley or Eddie doing better if they want to be captain.

Pretty funny exchange between Julia and Tarzan (which Tarzan was telling me about). Not sure if it will make either confessional so I'll post it here in case it doesn't.

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Because I've never met another person who was THAT out of it
Because first off

Carlos Bernard 1:12 am
sounds like it was a good character choice

Tarzan 1:12 am
she's hitting on TARZAN
Secondly
She's playing the flirt card
AS JULIA

Carlos Bernard 1:13 am
lool

Carlos Bernard 1:13 am
Julia had a weird sort of attraction

Tarzan 1:13 am
Like, if you were doing that, as say, Patricia
Then it makes sense.
You're being ironic.
Julia talked like she was deaf, and was about as memorable as my third-grade locker combination.

Carlos Bernard 1:14 am
loool

Tarzan 1:14 am
In fact, she's probably the only person in the show who's been so boring that other people actually noticed it and gave confessionals about how phenomenally boring she was.
But wait
This Julia gets better
Because she tries to hit on me by talking about
Wait for it
You will never guess in a million years what she tries to use as a metaphor for sexiness here.

Carlos Bernard 1:15 am
waiting

Tarzan 1:15 am
Like, take a guess.

Carlos Bernard 1:15 am
racecar

Tarzan 1:15 am
Not even close.

Carlos Bernard 1:15 am
oh

Tarzan 1:15 am
Racecars you have engines, you have wordplay about getting turned on, drag strips, etc.
Racecars can be sexy
hell, there's even the fact that "Racecar" is the same going forwards and backwards
Double entendre, right there.
No, no

Carlos Bernard 1:16 am
yup

Tarzan 1:16 am
Our skilled seductress
Tries to hit (on TARZAN) using...
...
carrot cake.

Carlos Bernard 1:16 am
what
lmao
CARROT!

Tarzan 1:16 am
I swear. I'm not making that up.

Carlos Bernard 1:16 am
haha
carrot cake is kind of sexy

Tarzan 1:17 am
No, it's really not.
Have you EVER eaten carrot cake?

Carlos Bernard 1:17 am
i am not a fan

Tarzan 1:17 am
Moreover, even if you wanted to treat the carrot phallicly
It gets put THROUGH A CHEESE GRATER
Let that mental image sink in.
You probably winced just reading it.
I know I did.
So there she is

Carlos Bernard 1:18 am
haha

Tarzan 1:18 am
Hitting on me using carrot cake

Carlos Bernard 1:18 am
cheese grater V

Tarzan 1:18 am
While kindly old oblivious Tarzan is helpfully providing tips for how to make your carrot cake taste good.
So she starts pushing harder
And I kid you not, uses this phrase:
"Talking to you makes me want to try experimenting with a cucumber."
"Baking experiments."
WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

Carlos Bernard 1:19 am
haha

Carlos Bernard 1:19 am
cucumber is a big carrot!

Tarzan 1:19 am
So I tell her that if you bake a cucumber, it ruins the texture
And give her a lecture on the high-water content of that particular vegetable and its family.

Carlos Bernard 1:20 am
haha what a nice guy

Tarzan 1:20 am
And the thing is
That HASN'T STOPPED HER.
Legitimately how many times I explain to her that her suggestions are scientifically implausible, she just keeps thinking that they're working and I'm attracted to her.

Carlos Bernard 1:22 am
haha
thats pretty funny!

Tarzan 1:23 am
On the challenge
Julia: Did you take viagra so you could finish quickly?
(Wait, sidenote: I do actually have some. I got it in Mexico, and was going to sprinkle it in someone's food to watch the result)

Tarzan 1:24 am
(But then it turns out that's illegal, so now I have it and have never used it.)
Anyway, me: No, if I had done that, all the blood would have rushed out of my head, and I would have done quite badly, I believe.
Her: Oh right, that wouldn't be smart.

Carlos Bernard 1:25 am
haha

Tarzan 1:25 am
Me: Plus, at my age, Viagra would dramatically increase the risk of a myocardial infarction.

Carlos Bernard 1:26 am
lmao

Tarzan 1:26 am
Here: I'm just gonna pretend to understand what you're talking about.

omg I actually lol'd reading this hahaha good times

I wish I was able to play this game without being on vacay since it actually was pretty good and I suck for being inactive ish :]

Also I love Chris' confessional

[Tarzan Smith]

Not gonna lie, Julia, that was probaby my favorite conversation ever.

I wish I hadn't gotten depressed in the early rounds. I coulda been such a contender...